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Edited by Dan Kois & Lane Brown

7/18/08

Roll Credits

7/18/08

5:00 PM

Week in Review: Early-Departure Edition

Dan: jeez, i seriously have nothing to write about
Lane: yeah, it got real slow all of a sudden
Lane: ooh...
Lane: www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,385542,00.html
Lane: ...maybe?
Lane: eh
Dan: that didnt take long
Lane: yeah, i am over it
Lane: let's just do right-click and roll credits
Dan: i'm on roll credits
Lane: what is our theme this week?
Dan: "We Don't Have a Theme Because You Already Left Work to Stand In Line For The Dark Knight"

Did anything else of consequence happen this week besides the opening of the darkest superhero movie ever, the movie that might win Heath Ledger his Oscar, the movie that buries Aaron Eckhart, the movie that makes IMAX worth it, the movie that will introduce the Watchmen to the nation? Not really! Well, there is the Dominic Cooper-starring Mamma Mia!, which if you go to see it might forestall the death of America (if not the explosion of Paul Dergarabedian). There was the premiere of Joss Whedon's Dr. Horrible. And there were the Emmys, which managed not to nominate The Wire while nominating "I'm Fucking Matt Damon."

What else was good this week? Space Chimps, apparently. Ryan Adams's upcoming literary career. The Girl Talk mash-ups. Kanye's photo ops. Inglorious Bastards casting. Spider-Man cattle calls. W bar fights. The upcoming death of Izzie. And — fingers crossed! — the retirement of Eddie Murphy. Have fun in line, America!

Right-Click

7/18/08

4:30 PM

Santogold Covers the Clash, Sort Of

Photo: WireImage

1. Santogold and Diplo, "Guns of Brooklyn"
Diplo continues to give Santogold the M.I.A. treatment by teaming up with her on a new mixtape, from which comes this fantastic half-cover of the Clash's "Guns of Brixton." [Gorilla vs. Bear]

2. Britney Spears, "Sometimes it Feels Like the World's on My Shoulders" (demo)
On this newly leaked a capella demo, Britney gives an earnest and unguarded look at her problems and claims, "My insecurities could eat me alive." Wait till she reads what people are saying about this track on blogs! [Britney Groupie]

3. Jakob Dylan, "Something Good this Way Comes"
You've probably seen the latest record from Bob's progeny while standing in line at Starbucks. Is it as toothlessly bland as you'd expect? Yes, sadly. [Culture Bully]

Plus: Matthew Sweet! »

News Reel

7/18/08

4:15 PM

‘[title of show]’ Makes Everyone Feel [name of emotion]

[caption]Photo: Patrick McMullan

Before we watched the opening-night Broadway performance of [title of show], we had a bunch of snappy questions ready about the musical's inherent narcissism, but after witnessing the cast taking tearful bows to a packed and equally tearful audience last night, we only wanted to talk about feelings. "It's like a bucking bronco!" screamed musical director Larry Pressgrove, while cast member Heidi Blickenstaff gushed over "my dad, who is this big stoic German guy, seeing me in a Broadway show for the first time tonight. You're really realizing a dream coming true in real time, and I had a really hard time holding my shit together."

She wasn't the only one. Cats's Betty Buckley wondered why she was referred to in the show as "A hot box of crazy," but nevertheless told us she cried twice ("And oh, I wept!"), and Broadway vet Penny Fuller swore that she's sobbed every time she's seen [title of show] since workshops. "And I'm beyond that, I've done my crying over plays, but this gets me every time!" It sounds like a major cheese-fest, and it was: the most delicious, top-shelf, oozing cheese-fest, though star Susan Blackwell swore that they try to regulate it. "We have a sort of cheeseometer going all the time," she said. —Amy Preiser

Related: The Meta-Meta-Meta-Musical [NYM]

Leonard Susskind Tears Stephen Hawking a New One

Science stars Leonard Susskind and Stephen Hawking squabbled for years over whether or not energy is destroyed in a black hole. At stake in this nerd war: our very understanding of the universe. Susskind’s new book describes the fundamental workings of black holes, drawing analogies to grade-school-level geometry, tidal pulls, and tadpoles—and it comes with handy illustrations, too. All to prove that, well, Hawking was wrong.

The Black Hole War

Leonard Susskind
Little, Brown and Company
Out now
$27.99

Trailer Mix

7/18/08

3:45 PM

‘Body of Lies’ Trailer Also Released Today

Tagline: "Our world is a lot simpler to put to an end than you might think."

Translation: What? Sorry, we got distracted by something else.

The Verdict: Whoa, there's Osterman getting nuked into Doctor Manhattan! Holy crap, look at Archie! We've always liked this Smashing Pumpkins song, too. God, this looks exactly like the comic. Oh wow, this is the part where they break Rorschach out of Sing Sing. Did you hear Zack Snyder is keeping the original ending? Man, this is going to be sweet.

Earlier: ‘Watchmen’ Trailer: Who Are These Guys, and Why Do They Look So Cool?

Art Candy

7/18/08

3:00 PM

Artist Pawel Althamer Is in the Skin Trade

Pawel Althamer's Weronika (2001).Courtesy of Lithops Collection

Pawel Althamer's sculpture of a little girl is made of animal skin, stitched together with hemp, and sprouting some pretty tough straw-like hair. She is truly a beast: innocent and yet deeply creepy. In her hand she holds a fishing rod on which a single feather dangles, swirling beneath the air conditioner of The New Museum of Contemporary Art, where she is on view through September 21. In the museum's tonic new show, "After Nature," she joins Maurizio Cattelan's headless horse protruding from a wall, and a recreation of the Montana cabin where Ted Kaczynski shacked up making mail bombs, all inspired by Werner Herzog. It may have you running for the nearest mega-mall. -Emma Pearse

Ranters and Ravers

7/18/08

2:30 PM

‘Space Chimps’: the ‘Times’ Takes a Courageous Stand

Courtesy of 20th Century Fox

Hidden away in today's Times arts coverage, deep in the section behind Manohla Dargis's review of The Dark Knight ("Goes darker and deeper than any Hollywood movie of its comic-book kind") and A.O. Scott's review of Mamma Mia! ("You can have a perfectly nice time watching this ... and, once the hangover wears off, acknowledge just how bad it is"), is the best lede we've read in the Times in a long time:

Journalism is all about having the courage to write the truth even if it will get you mocked by your relatives and co-workers, so here goes: “Space Chimps” is hilarious.

We still don't want to see Space Chimps, but we do want to see Neil Genzlinger write more movie reviews!

Plucky Apes Help to Save the Planet of the Humans [NYT]

Nico Muhly Convenes Literature, Electronica, and More

The restlessly creative (and constantly commissioned) composer Nico Muhly continues along his rigorously offbeat path on his second album. The title piece has mezzo-soprano Abigail Fischer reciting a list of old phone numbers and addresses that she and Muhly wrote from memory; “Wonders” includes settings of a poem by King James I and an excerpt from The Travels of Sir John Mandeville (circa 1356). Electronica, minimalism, and the Baroque all meet here.

Mothertongue

Nico Muhly
Brassland
Out July 22
$13.99

Apropos of Nothing

7/18/08

1:45 PM

Save Paul Dergarabedian! Don’t Go to the Movies This Weekend

Don't let this happen!Photo-illustration: Everett Bogue; Photos: istockphoto, Courtesy of IFC Films

Look, we certainly have our problems with Hollywood obvious-restater Paul Dergarabedian, the head of box-office analysis firm Media by Numbers. We've called, with no success, for entertainment reporters to stop depending on Dergarabedian's inane commentary. But we certainly wish the guy no physical harm — which is why we're so alarmed by the story in this morning's Variety speculating that the darkness-and-light one-two punch of The Dark Knight and Mamma Mia! could make this coming weekend the most lucrative in box-office history.

What if they're right? »

Quote Machine

7/18/08

1:00 PM

Tracy Morgan Is a Masterful Actor

Photo: WireImage

"No, dude! No, my asshole's never really popped out. It's a character, dude." Tracy Morgan on whether or not he had to do research to prepare for his anal prolapse–suffering character in the upcoming film Nailed [A.V. Club]

"It's a shortie. In the business, we call it a shortie. They found it my bathroom. I make them. I make a line of these. It's for guys who have good legs and want to show them in public." Will Arnett on the tiny robe he sported on 30 Rock [USA Today]

"Don't I look terrible? I don't know where to go at night looking like this, I look so repulsive. I look like a wino and I'm sure whenever I go anywhere people look at me and say 'Look at him, is he okay?'" Billy Collins on his X-Files: I Want to Believe look [Moviehole]

"You can put all your lights up and you can have your security and you can have your culture and you can do anything you want, but I was there when the Buggles threw on the first video ever. I saw it all: Duran Duran's 'Planet Earth,' all of it." —Slipnot's Shawn "Clown" Crahan is a grizzled video-music veteran [MTV]

"I have belly fat like everybody else, and I don't want to be airbrushed on the cover of a magazine. I don't want someone to swap out my stomach with a supermodel's. I don't want dirty old men looking at me in my underwear."—Mamma Mia's Amanda Seyfried on why she's not posing for Maxim anytime soon [Philadelphia Daily News via PopMatters]

Apropos of Nothing

7/18/08

12:30 PM

Ryan Adams to Write, Like, a Million Books

Photo-illustration: Everett Bogue; Photos: Getty Images

The Post reported this morning that omnipresent alt-country singer, prolific rapper, erstwhile blogger, and tireless Daily Intel commenter (plus "emo rocker," according to the musicologists at the Post), Ryan Adams, has just signed a deal with Brooklyn's Akashic Books to publish a "still-untitled collection of prose." Adams's Website says he's working on a "forthcoming book of poetry" (and a new album and a gallery show of his paintings, apparently) — so are we to assume these are two different projects? And didn't he once post part of a novel on his site also? Will he author a new book every eight months? Joyce Carol Oates may finally have some competition!

PROSE OVERLOAD [NYP]

Tikatok: Kids Create Picture Books Online. You Buy ‘Em

Small aspiring authors thrill at the possibilities of this site, which lets writer-illustrator kids build, share, and win kudos for their picture books. And you know you'll say yes when she wants to order a printed copy. Tough-love tip: Pay for hardcover if she creates from scratch, paperback if she uses other kids’ uploaded illos or relies on Tikatok's story starters, which, like Alien Invasion, require details, endings, and art.

Tikatok

Chat Room

7/18/08

11:45 AM

Vulture Crush Dominic Cooper on ‘Mamma Mia!’ and Why He’s No Heartthrob

Courtesy of Universal

We’ve been kind of smitten with Dominic Cooper ever since we saw him in The History Boys on Broadway, but it wasn't until a few months ago that we gave him the prestigious title of Vulture Crush. Though he has a slew movies of coming up — The Duchess with Keira Knightley, Nick Hornby's adaptation of An Education among them — we expect Mamma Mia!, which opens today, to be the one that makes the world take notice. Cooper was in town this week for the film’s New York premiere, and Vulture spoke with him about working with Meryl and maintaining his masculinity in Lycra and heels.

You almost didn't audition for this because you didn’t consider yourself a singer. What made you change your mind?
Well, I just kind of saw how pathetic I was being really. Maybe drama school put me off a bit, because I was told I had no rhythm. Then I realized who [Phyllida Lloyd] was directing it, and I knew her opera work in London, and I realized what the piece was! But my agent kept on saying, "You sure you can't?" And so I just thought, Be brave, be bold, stop being pathetic.

What was it like meeting Meryl Streep for the first time?
Very, very exciting, actually. Because I think one of the first things she said to me was she'd seen History Boys, and she said that she really enjoyed it. And you know, growing up, she was one of the terrific actors of the period. So after that we sat around this table, and you could tell we were all in the same situation. We didn’t know what we were about to be embarking on. And we all struggled with our dancing.

"Uncle Dom is dressed in Spandex, just another day's work. And white heels." »

The Best Part

7/18/08

11:15 AM

Zack Snyder on ‘Watchmen’: My Comic-Book Movie Will Kick Your Comic-Book Movie’s Ass

Today's EW cover story on Watchmen provides plenty of goodies for those who, like us, are totally geeked out for next summer's superhero extravaganza. Photos of Silk Spectre! Grousing from Alan Moore! Funny quotes from Dr. Manhattan! But it also provides plenty of ammo for those who think that director Zack Snyder is a little, if you will, overly impressed with himself. It's hard to pick out our favorite Zack Snyder moment, so let's just reprint them all, after the jump.

''This makes Superman look stupid.'' »

Apropos of Nothing

7/18/08

10:45 AM

Jarvis Cocker to Write Music for Wes Anderson’s ‘Fantastic Mr. Fox’; Movie Now Sounds Too Good to Actually Happen

Photo: Getty Images

In a new interview with Time Out Chicago, former Pulp leader Jarvis Cocker — by many accounts the cleverest, most charming man in Britpop history, narrowly edging out Noel Gallagher — claims he's written "three, four songs, and some that might become bits of the score" for Wes Anderson's upcoming stop-motion animated adaptation of Roald Dahl's The Fantastic Mr. Fox. And, while Anderson's been in a dry spell lately, we're still pretty excited about seeing his kids' movie, particularly now that the Spike Jonze–helmed, Karen O–scored Where the Wild Things Are may never actually be released. So, with Cocker onboard, how long can it possibly be before test screenings of Fantastic start making children cry and Fox calls in the guy who wrote Alvin and the Chipmunks to punch up the screenplay? Not very, we bet!

From the U.K. to the Magic Kingdom [Time Out Chicago via Pitchfork]

Earlier: Which Will Come Out First: ‘Chinese Democracy’ or ‘Where the Wild Things Are’?


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