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‘american idol’ + ‘tv’

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Posted 11/26/08 in Vulture

Math

David Archuleta Massacres David Cook on Albums Chart

Archuleta's No. 2, but Cook could only manage an embarrassing No. 3.

Posted 11/14/08 in Vulture

Leak of the Week

Warning: David Cook’s Album Leaked to Internet

All those coming in contact with the album should be advised that it contains high levels of dour post-grunge, middling radio rock, and pitchy caterwauling.

Posted 11/06/08 in Vulture

Leak of the Week

New David Archuleta Album Predictably Terrific!

Top this one, Cook.

Posted 10/17/08 in Vulture

Earsores

Hit the ‘Mute’ Button! David Cook to Play ‘SNL’

Cover your ears!

Posted 09/25/08 in Vulture

Art

David Archuleta Immortalized in Corn

There's no word yet on a competing David Cook corn maze.

Posted 09/24/08 in Vulture

Earsores

Cover Your Ears! New David Cook Single Premieres

Don't worry! It won't get stuck in your head.

Posted 08/22/08 in Vulture

Apropos of Nothing

America Admits Mistake As David Archuleta’s Single Makes Historic Chart Debut

America Admits Mistake As David Archuleta’s Single Makes Historic Chart Debut

Wronged 'American Idol' runner-up David Archuleta may have lost out to balder, pitchier competition on the show, but he's having revenge on the 'Billboard' singles chart.

Posted 08/05/08 in Vulture

Apropos of Nothing

Why Is Nigel Lythgoe Leaving ‘American Idol’?

Why Is Nigel Lythgoe Leaving ‘American Idol’?

Lythgoe announced yesterday that he's vacating his lucrative, easy position as 'Idol''s executive producer, for some crazy reason.

Posted 07/15/08 in Vulture

Tube Junkie

This Is Why ‘American Idol’ Should Never Have a David Bowie Night

This Is Why ‘American Idol’ Should Never Have a David Bowie Night

Last night, on 'Canadian Idol,' an idiot in a vest sang 'Dancing in the Street.'

Posted 07/09/08 in Vulture

Apropos of Nothing

What Will the David Cook–Endorsed Sneaker Look Like?

What Will the David Cook–Endorsed Sneaker Look Like?

The oft-pitchy 'American Idol' winner has just signed an endorsement deal with Skechers. What will his shoe look like?

Posted 06/19/08 in Vulture

Apropos of Nothing

David Archuleta to Be Homeschooled by Stage Dad

David Archuleta to Be Homeschooled by Stage Dad

Archuleta will not be returning to his Murray, Utah, high school for his senior year.

Posted 06/06/08 in Vulture

Apropos of Nothing

Outrage: David Archuleta Concert Canceled

Outrage: David Archuleta Concert Canceled

Local fans of Utah singing legend and defeated 'American Idol' finalist (sniffle) David Archuleta have one more reason to feel cheated today.

Posted 05/22/08 in Vulture

Tube Junkie

The Jonas Brothers on ‘Idol’: Surprisingly Disappointing

The Jonas Brothers on ‘Idol’: Surprisingly Disappointing

Also, who is that smirking guy standing behind them, playing guitar?

Posted 05/22/08 in Vulture

The Take

Has America Turned Against ‘American Idol’?

Has America Turned Against ‘American Idol’?

Was this season's American Idol chosen by haters?

Posted 05/22/08 in Vulture

Announcements

Vulture Is Officially in Mourning

Vulture Is Officially in Mourning

When Ryan made the terrible announcement last night, we thought of nothing but the immortal lines from Housman.

Posted 05/21/08 in Vulture

Apropos of Nothing

Vulture Reviews the ‘American Idol’ Finalists’ Future Albums

Vulture Reviews the ‘American Idol’ Finalists’ Future Albums

How is David Archuleta's rapping, anyway?

Posted 05/21/08 in Vulture

Countdown

Could David Archuleta Actually Lose?

Could David Archuleta Actually Lose?

It pains us to say this, but one Website is using science to suggest that he might. We hate and fear science!

Posted 05/21/08 in Vulture

The Take

‘American Idol’: Abandon the Songwriting Contest Already

‘American Idol’: Abandon the Songwriting Contest Already

David Archuleta had no problem selling "In This Moment," in the way that Mickey Mantle would have no problem hitting a 22-mile-per-hour fastball.

Posted 05/21/08 in Vulture

Overnights

‘American Idol’: Archuleta Clearly the Superior David

‘American Idol’: Archuleta Clearly the Superior David

Not that it makes any difference to the show's cheat-happy producers.

Posted 05/20/08 in Vulture

Countdown

Vulture Casts the Inevitable Movie Version of Tonight's ‘American Idol’ Finale

Vulture Casts the Inevitable Movie Version of Tonight's ‘American Idol’ Finale

Obviously Philip Seymour Hoffman should play one of the Davids — but which?